Funnies

Trammel Cove, Chained Isle (61.0093,168.13,2793.13)

[14:39]X: you taste like a summer meadow breeze
[14:40] ღcreamyღ (creamydeliciousness): and now?
[14:41]X): like a salty, spicy ham sandwich
[14:41] X: hehe
[14:41] ღcreamyღ (creamydeliciousness): giggles
[14:41] X: with mayo
[14:42] ღcreamyღ (creamydeliciousness): wiggles her ass in your face
[14:42] X: ohhh, now a gravy-soaked meat pie with extra pickle
[14:43] ღcreamyღ (creamydeliciousness): rofl
[14:43] X): laughing
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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the fuck happened
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[08:55] Mother Superior Val-entwine (ofthewyrd): This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore
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[2024/11/24 14:45] moontribeangel: and yeah you shouldn't eat spicy food tomorrow - i don't want to burn my tongue. lol runs off to bed-lolololol
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I must have a great butt cause every time I'm with friends and walk away I hear them say, "What an ass!"