Why a good translator is usuful

Brock Games - Dice, Card & Board Games, Bunyip (214.85,114.0,54.3885)

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."

I think I'm pretty good at speaking english. However, it's not my native language. KEEP THAT ALWAYS IN MIND BEFORE YOU FEEL OFFENDED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I SAID! Suggestions for a good in-world translator are welcome. I'm particularly interested for one which could work with IMs.

About Brock: This is where Cheesy tournaments were being organized once. Not anymore, still, Cheesy is my favorite board-game. Invite me there if you need a co-player for 15 minutes of fun or to anywhere else there is a Cheesy tournament!