LE 10 LEGGI LINDEN

Linden Law #1
No matter how many prims your alloted, its never enough.

Linden Law #2
Grief happens.

Linden Law #3
Shit happens, get the fuck over it.

Linden Law #4
For every oldbie theres 100 newbies askin stupid questions.

Linden Law #5
File as many abuse reports as you want, nobodys gonna read them anyway.

Linden Law #6
We Patch, therefore you bitch.

Linden Law #7
Even if we fuck up everything for you and do everything wrong, we are still right.

Linden Law #8
Downtime is your fault.

Linden Law #9
It's not a bug, its a undocumented feature.

Linden Law #10
Packet loss is in your head, theres no such thing.