I am doing fine. No need to ask. :) Generell

For everyone who is tired of conversations that go like this:

Them: Hi.
You: Hi.
Them: How are you?
You: Fine thanx. u?
Them: I'm good.
(long pause)
You: Cool.
Them: You're so hot.
You: Thanx.
Them: Not a problem.
(long pause)
Them: Am I bothering you?
You: Not at all.
(long pause)
Them: What brings you here?
You: *Insert witty answer in an attempt to get the ball rolling for you.*
Them: lol. You're funny.
You: Ty.
(long pause)
Them: Well I have to go. I hope to see you around. Bye.
You: Ok bye.