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Evil Queen (100.701,175.853,399.695)

As a DJ, I am able to read minds.. YES, It's true!
So... when you tell me you want to hear that song... by that chic.... and she sings about how she's important.....and how she's sad.... and frustrated...don't you WORRY!! :) I'll get that Fall Out Boy song on for you in 3!

A true DJ can snap at any moment....

Oh, thanks for the IM letting me know you didn't hear your request because you went to take a piss and stopped along the way back to grab something from the kitchen... SURE I can play it again asshole, hold on let me pick up my tip jar first, because I sincerely doubt I will be needing that! :)

I abso-fukin'-lutely LOVE it when you're spinning an all rock set, and somebody requests Eminem, or an all funk set and somebody requests Cannibal Corpse. Thank you!

I truly enjoy when I get a request for Rib Zobme's Libin ded grl.. I SAID ROM BOMZIE LIGINV DEAS GIEL!...
I am a true DJ, so I will play it, you drunken shit! Only b/c it's Rob Zombie, and only b/c I know my fans will dig it...