RULES I LIVE BY

Evil Queen (100.701,175.853,399.695)

1 my give a fuck button has malfunctioned but my fuck you button works perfectly

2 i dont know what you're talking about im a constant fucking delight

3 I'm up, if you're expecting bright-eyed & bushy-tailed, go catch a freakin squirrel!!!

4 4 wheels move your body, 2 will move your soul.

5 Bikers understand why dogs ride with their heads out the windows.

6 People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather cuz its safer to harass a rich woman than a biker.

But Really:
1. Do NOT IM me expecting me to blow smoke up your ass and dont think that im going to feed into your delusions of how great you are.
2. do NOT think im going to sit still while u harm my family.
3. DO show respect and it will be returned
and if u have a problem with any of these simple rules :
4: DO go fuck yourself