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Garden of Awu, Garden of Eve (58.5469,43.4375,1000.2)

these lines are dedicated to those (usually noobs with empty profiles AND giant d***s) who IM me and say "babe wanna f**k?"
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so, men - pls read my rules before proceeding:
- please don't talk to my boobs...you won't be meeting them!
- if you want to control someone, sleep with your remote
- i always choose chocolate over men - always!
- my sexual preference is NO
- my body is a temple: get on your knees and pray
- save your breath for your inflatable mate