how to decipher profiles

da Vinci (18.4292,15.6926,301.014)

1) "I'm here to have fun" = Wants to have sex
2) "I'm open minded" = Tries to have sex
3) "Curious" = likes to suck cock
4) "No men" = is a man
5) "I'm a dominant guy" = he's scared of you
5) "I'm a lesbian" = Is a guy
7) "I don't follow local chat" = Thinks she is important
8) "I am new here" = Using an alt account
9) "my IM gets capped" = Needs attention
10) "All IM's are logged" = Paranoid
11) "I can cam" = Likes to see cocks on Skype
12) "I hate drama" = usually the one causing it
13) "I'm a bitch" = very insecure
14) RL woman in 1st life tab = Is a man
15) Huge boobs = male
16) "RL BDSM Experience" = doesn't have a clue
17) "Happily married in RL" = Miserable in RL