Nyaa~

-"Deathly"

-Day before yesterday I saw a rabbit, yesterday I saw a deer and today I saw you.~

-But nowa days girls are way to immature, listening to MTV making them feel insecure~

-I think about if a friend was choking on ice, I think "just be patient" would the best advice.

-"I read that you were a great disappointment."
"That's right, I am great."

-"You can't be either an open pervert or a closet one, because... you aren't a man!"

"Do you want to hear that again?" "NO YOU STUPID FUCKING OWL!"