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Foxes yap's

- ''Bigfoot saw me once.......but noone bellived him.''

- "I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila."

- "I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

- "A computer once beat me at chess. But it lost against my baseball bat."

- "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

. "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

- "You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."

- "Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough."

- "Change is inevitable—except from a vending machine."

- ''I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

- "The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything goes wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

- ''Don't trust atoms, they make up everything''