Profile Tips 1

IT ALL STARTED HERE! - 0,0, Da Boom (0.416597,0.0515369,69.7807)

Make sure profile text is crass, impatient, snide, sarcastic, bitter, tell people to "get lost", threaten violence, overstate your intelligence, declare people will pay for messing with your "family", list off entitled demands, with warnings to keep drama to yourself - despite the fact you are the source of the drama you claim to loathe.

If you identify as female devote a paragraph to openly berating males.

Declare you are a celebrity, model, influencer, mistress, dom, pornstar, boss, princess, queen, goddess, mafia, gangster, or fashion expert, and also beg/demand tribute or to spoil you.

Quote others ensuring others see you as intelligent, profound, or of deep thought. This suggests levels of contemplation you, likely, don't posses. The fact you have nothing to add will hopefully go unnoticed.

Shout-outs and other banal profile picks, listing your ever-changing list of pseudo-friends, collaborators, and anyone else who has yet to challenge you on the things you convinced yourself you've figured out.