Profile Tips 3

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Even if it makes your profile barely legible make good use of the many special characters available: *•.¸♥¸.•**•.¸♥¸.•*. This will convey a playfulness, a sense of bright-eyed and innocent wonder you likely lost more years ago than the last time you actually thought for yourself.

Write your own personal user manual on how to communicate with you, showing a conversation with you will likely be as profound as assembling furniture from Ikea.

Pepper your profile texts with many trendy, cool, hip and socially relevant expressions. Examples include: "mmk?", "Just sayin'", "kthx" (or it's variant: "kthxbai") These let your readers know you keep up with the times, have nothing of value to add yourself in the form of humor or wit, and ensure those who know better can keep their distance from your vapid and insipid self.