hurt feelings report

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Hurt Feelings Report

date:______________

Time of Hurtfulness____________

A. Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into: LEFT/RIGHT/BOTH
B. Is there permanent feeling damage : YES/NO
C. Did you require a Tissue for the tears: YES/NO

Reasons for filing this Report ( please circle)
1. I am thin skinned
2. I have a va jay jay not balls
3. I have woman like hormones
4. I need a man-pon
5. I am a little bish
6. I am a cry baby
7. I want my mommy
8. My butt is easily hurt
9. All of the above

Name of the offending bully_________________

WE, here at Linden Labs, take hurt feelings very seriously. If you don't have a mommy that can give you a hug and make it all better, please let us know so that we can provide you with a surrogate. If you need them, diapers, a pacifier and a blanky can also be supplied.

Name of little sissy filing the report :_________________

Girly man Signature:____________________

Real man signature:____________________
( person being accused)