▶ How about…

Think before you say something stupid!
My willingness to spend my time with you increases or decreases MAINLY with these factors:

+10% you don't start with "Hi"/"How are you?"
+25% individual looking appearance (incl. AO)
+25% for a good (RP) story or an interesting topic to talk about
+20% proper completed profile
+20% you're able to type complete words and sentences
–25% your name contains blunt sexual innuendoes
–50% you're obviously distracted all the time
–50% you take over my part and tell me what i'm doing/thinking
–50% you keep disrupting a RP with RL questions

These are NOT rules but indications.