Teachings as a kid

Halfclaw (54.6445,39.5728,1700.15)

Me, behave? Seriously?
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked.
Cinderella arrived home after midnight.
Pinocchio told lies.
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy and Aladdin was a thief.
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour.
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos.
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance.
Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
And Ariel from the little mermaid would of noticed two holes being added instead of the legs.

You cant blame us!
We're taught to rebel since young age \m/