Best list I read so far

The Ark, Quarabia (134.543,136.436,509.491)

1. DJ = Guy with a Youtube playlist
2. Hi I'm new = This is my alt account
3. I want to have fun = I want to masturbate a lot
4. Female but sometimes a male = Guy irl
5. Herm = Guy irl with unresolved homosexual tendencies
6. Don't hurt my friends = I'm a bitch
7. I don't care what you think = I totally care
8. I like to rp = I want to masturbate a lot
9. I love my mate = I am having cybersex with everyone
10. I'm shy = I have no social skills
11. Hi how are you want some fun = I want to masturbate with you
12. My avatar looks like Gregg Valentino = I'm afraid you will think I'm a girl
13. My dick is bigger than my body = My dick is tiny/I never get sex irl
14. My boobs/butt are gigantic = I'm a virgin man with a terrible grasp of female anatomy
15. Lesbian = Guy irl
16. Lesbian that likes herms = Gay guy irl
17. IM me = I wont talk to you/have nothing to say