9. Why?

Aesir Land - Visions of Divinity, UnderDaSea (183.779,71.6503,1503.61)

I don't know why most people seem to think this but girls don't like to have telephone poles shoved between their legs. If you have found one then congrats you should play the lottery sometime! you might hit it big! If this makes you mad perhaps you have a telephone pole stuck between your legs and may want to seek immediate medical help. And maybe get your blood pressure checked.

As for the other side unless your tits are filled with helium I'm sure your spine doesn't appreciate the 100lb tits you slap on your avi! I'd personally love to see the village you are trying to provide milk for with the 2 industrial sized dough balls you have. I seriously suggest getting checked for a spinal hernia!

Also if your ass is as big as aunt fanny's from robots you probably knock just as much stuff down and are as much of a comedy relief. except for your pelvis that is. Please get checked for pelvic fractures!

Bigger is not always better. As the saying goes "Too much of a good thing is never good."