Real Reviews that are totally not made up or stolen

Bellaire (94.2578,117.702,52.4655)

"A truly amazing girl."
-The NYTimes

"Funniest person I know!"
-Louise CK

"One of this generation's most
brilliant minds."
-Mensa International

"This chick could kick my ass in a heartbeat."
-Chuck Norris

"By far my favourite grandkid!"
-My Grandma
"AAAAAARAARRRRGWWWWH!!!"
-Chewbacca