Bego my eggo! Part 1 of 2

BEGOCER Lehmann‧: [resent] Epic profile >:C
Derek Fetuccio‧: Rofl
Derek Fetuccio‧: Umm
Derek Fetuccio‧: EXCUSE ME
Derek Fetuccio‧: Why am I not in your profile.
Derek Fetuccio‧: Are you ashamed of the love we share?
Derek Fetuccio‧: Fine whatever. I didn't want a pick anyways >:I
Derek Fetuccio‧: You're sleeping on the couch tonight mister.
Derek Fetuccio‧: And this isn't over yet.
Derek Fetuccio‧: No butt sex for a week
Derek Fetuccio‧: And I know that'll be hard for you
Derek Fetuccio‧: WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE
Derek Fetuccio‧: I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU BACK
Derek Fetuccio‧: PLEASE
Derek Fetuccio‧: WHAT DID I DO
Derek Fetuccio‧: I'm going to my mothers.
Derek Fetuccio‧: I'll move my shit out of our condo tomorrow.
Derek Fetuccio‧: Fuck you bitch.
Derek Fetuccio‧: I love you D: come back to me
Derek Fetuccio‧: I didn't mean to hurt you
Derek Fetuccio‧: Tony was a one time thing, I was just CURIOUS