QUOTES from FRIENDS - Vol. I

"Like, you are at the point you could narrate the Queen's life and the Queen wouldn't measure up"
Jäger, Feb 25th

"You're shaking me to my core"
Tia (repeatedly)

"You're like David Attenborough crossed with Elon Musk"
Poppy Morgan, April 2021 (1)

"I don't know how to play Sport Balls"
Robbie Margot , March 2022

"You're purple, big and stupid"
Viktoria Felismo, April 2023

(1) Originally quoted before we all realised Elon Musk is a numpty!