Duchess of D'Legs

Maggie is a both batShitCrazee and quite simply the most beautiful and creative mind, body and soul I've ever met in the history of everything/where/when.
She found me, even though I saw her first. Shen nurtured me, started to put me back together and made me fit for human consumption - then she found and gave me Cheri so now I have 2 angels that care for me and for whom I'd willingly give my lives to protect. She's mad, she's bad, she's gorgeous, but above all else, she's my mags.
She also totally owns golf and floG...♥♥♥=♥