Redheads, a manual

Fir na Tine (106.943,123.864,2007.34)

* How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something...
* How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
* If you love a Redhead, set her free...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.
* What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
* What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal.
* How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
* How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.
* Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes,
redheads are descended from cats"
Nough said ;-)