Neko Code

Myrtle Beach City (196.832,224.993,19.1661)

When you say Bite me I consider that foreplay!

First and foremost...if I licked it, it's mine....

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
4. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
7. If there's more than one, ALL of them are mine.
8. If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
9. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
10. If I break it or get bored, it's yours
11. Always give us kitty nip.
12. Dont touch our ears / tail unless asked or granted permission ahead of time.
13. Yes we are cute... No we are not your "little kitten"
14. We boop because we can.
15. No Stealing our kitty nip...EVER!
16. If it fits, we SITS!