Random shit

[17:18] Peanut (jenia.zhao): I'LL SMACK THE SMUG SO HARD OFF YOUR FACE YOU'LL CHANGE GENDERS

[22:28] Lena れみ Williams (inamarijuina): "I met her today i think her favorite color is colorfull"

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick.

[12:46] Heinrich 'Drac' Liam (chaoticinsanity): i feel bad for the kid on that vaginal birth. Taking balls the the forhead while sliding out O.o

[17:59] Natália Chacón (KrystinMarie Faith): Omg.. friend chicken and mashed potatoes sound good now. Thanks.
[17:59] Natália Chacón (KrystinMarie Faith): friend* not friend
[17:59] Natália Chacón (KrystinMarie Faith): omg...
[17:59] Natália Chacón (KrystinMarie Faith): FRIED
[17:59] Natália Chacón (KrystinMarie Faith) gives up at life.