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Die Wolfsschanze - Dark Femdom, Waft (41.1338,230.639,22.1286)

I'm looking for a strict 24/7 TPE with someone I just met, who doesn't speak the same language as me, and whom I know almost nothing about except that I find them needy and irritating.

As soon as I sound remotely interested, you will give me all your passwords to every account on the internet you've ever created going back to AOL Instant Messenger, and all the information I need to steal your identity and blackmail you in RL.

Good slaves should be prepared to talk incessantly about their one or two niche kinks.and try to convince me to indulge them thinking it's my idea, like I'm an idiot.

Please don't contact me until you've been in chastity for 75 years and inserted a tennis racket, a gerbil, a cat to catch the gerbil, and 3 live hand grenades in your ass.