Controlled Minds Orta

Does the thought of not thinking make you cream? Do you get your brain washed more than your car? Do you envy your TV whenever you change the channel? Do you prefer Locutus over Picard? Do you root for the villian?

If you answered yes, you need professional help. Seek out a hypnotherepist, mad scientist, evil villian, hive queen, prince of darkness, intelligence organization, or alien commander immediately.

If you're one of the above instead, find your victems here.