Funny Quotes

Hoedown Country - Country Club, Coral Sand (60.3198,68.2174,21.9651)

"I can either cum in you.....or on you....its up to you.....do you wanna be a twinkie or a toaster strudel????"

"Nice guys finish last.....of course we do.....we make sure our woman finishes first.....multiple times"

"Have you ever noticed the best snacks are the ones that wrap their legs around your face while you eat them?"

"Letting you sit on my face is nothing but pure love......I'm choosing you over oxygen"

" You cant spell menu with out (me n u) so whats up baby?.......you hungry?"

" You have to walk in with a belt in one hand and food in the other.......why.......because you never know if she needs a snack or a spanking to fix that attitude"

"So have you ever noticed.....that in every relationship when a couple argues, one of them is entirely wrong and the other is usually a female"

" ok so call me "bad boy" without the "d" and "o"=Baby"