Typical things I hear.

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1. "I am so sorry like the millionth time, can you forgive me?" = Proceeds to do the same stuff again and we're back to square one.

2. "Babe can you stop being jealous/mad" = See's said person fucking someone else.

3. "I miss the times I had with you, you are better than that person I am with. Can you take me back?" = Proceeds to take advantage of their ex.

4. "I am not a slut" = Does escorting as a business.

5. "Look I am loyal to my partner so I don't do sexual stuff with anyone else. " = See to number 4 above.

6. "Sharing is caring" = Because you want some excuse to sleep with your friend's partner.

7. "Oh I don't have any money, can you give me some?" = Doesn't want to spend their own money on luxuries that they don't need.

8. "Guys they did this to me! I don't have no evidence but let me tell you what they have done to poor little old me!" = Thinks acting will get their lies across.

9. "I am a precious bean so please be nice to me." = See to all the above.

10. "Hoe." = Yes you are.