real reviews from satisfied internet citizens

Yosicle Bay (142.469,143.525,567.384)

"she's unapproachable as fuck." - internet alcoholic 4239
"useless girl" - bastardman87
"my mom loves you, but I don't" - cyb3rc00m3r
"I dunno, she's okay?" - a dude
"tell that bitch to kill herself" - stupid banana
"you make me wish the 19th amendment never passed" - shein sgt pepper
"*hits u with an actual brick*" - polluted cloud man
"you have mad cow disease" - bottom heavy bitch
"You're so hot & stupid it rules" - tomato man
"i've seen you around but i always thought you were not worth talking to" - pornsick 4chan addict
"i want you slap me over the head with bag of troll doll hair" - very plastic bimbo
"you look like you could survive getting hit by a car" - mcbimbo